You Do Not Live in NYC

Ok people here’s the thing, you do not live in NYC.   Every morning I drive 30 minutes through a medium size city with a below average population and have to suffer through the idiot pedestrians who behave as if they are in a bustling metropolis … YOU AREN’T.

Walk button at intersections.
I sit in traffic through two sometimes three sets of traffic lights to get up to the front to where I actually know I will make it through the light this time.  And what do I have to suffer through when I get there?  Idiots! Idiots who have pushed the walk button like eighteen million times and by the time all traffic is halted and the walk light actually appears these people are half a mile down the damn road.  They literally crossed the street like 20 minutes ago, but I’m watching the stupid white person light count down from fucking 25 because some idiot though that they would never make it across the moderatly busy intersection.

Walking across the street whenever the hell you feel like it.
Screw the law I will run your ass over … do not just start walking across the street.  I know you have the right of way, I know I could kill you if I hit you.  I am willing to take that risk if you take an abrupt left onto the street without looking or having any seemingly care for whether or not I’m actually traveling 40 miles an hour and headed straight for you.  Seriously?!  Do you not value your own life? Or do you think if I hit you and you live you’ll make a buck … you won’t by the way I’m broke.  Jump in front of a rich person’s car, not a fucking dodge caliber that’s 6 years old.  My tires aren’t that great and I make no gaurantees that my brakes will hold out 🙂