Who is more tired

The weekend away was great, but let’s play a game of who is more tired.
Husband got drunk with family and friends and slept for 7 – 8 consecutive hours although sleeping is a relative term when you have had too much to drink
Me got drunk one night but can only sleep for 5 consecutive hours because at this point my body things that 5 consecutive hours of sleep is a luxury and I wake up like a shot thinking that I left the baby somewhere.
Baby who you would have thought had the easiest weekend but has basically slept since he got into my arms and is currently scaring the crap out of me because his bedtime is supposed to be in an hour and I’m pretty sure I could have put him in his crib two hours ago.
The cat who decided to sneak out of the house right before we left for the weekend and consequently spend Friday night, Saturday and most of Sunday outside.
Or the dog who is acting as if she ran in the Iditarod while with my mother even though I’m pretty sure all she did was chew on raw hide for 48 hours straight …..