Top 6 Reasons Why Package Stores Should Be Drive Throughs
Don’t be judgy judgy … I need packie’s to be drive thru’s and here’s why.
1. They have them down south … case closed. If that half of the nation gets it then why can’t we all have it.
2. Getting out of the car is f***ing hard, I have two kids. Getting out of the car means an extra 20 minutes of my life that I won’t get back.
3. You don’t want my children in your store. My kids will think the nips you have in front of the register are for either throwing or chewing on and no I am not going to pick them up, wipe them off or pay for them.
4. You don’t want me in the store. Alcoholics have nothing on a mother with a diaper bag thrown over her shoulder, rocking a double carriage with 3 hours of consecutive sleep in the last 2 days.
5. Think of the $$, sometimes I just want a big ass bottle of barefoot merlot. I don’t need to peruse the shelves, I know what I’m going for. It would be so much faster and easier for you if you just cut a hole in your wall and handed it to me rather than make me walk in and get it myself.
6. People are judgy. Here’s the thing, if I am in the packie on a Tuesday at 5 pm, I don’t want your sideways glances as I tell my kids to put the nips back in the basket where they found them. I don’t judge your choice in clothes don’t judge my choices in after school play areas.
