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It has recently come to my attention that I spend way too much money.  I think about how I used to live in college and

I wish I were a stay at home mom.  I imagine all the things my son and now new baby on the way (december 2013)

I love Mother’s Day, not becuase I’m a mother, or because I have a deep rooted sense of the holiday from sharing it with my

Breaking News, I figured it out, all of it, life, happiness, everything … ready?? “Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have

This is probably going to upset some people …. you have been warned.I am now the reluctant miserable owner of a Tankini.  FUCKI used to

I used to think that parents were insane, before I became one.  Then I used to think that I wouldn’t become “that” parent, and then

This is disgusting and if you don’t want to read it move on now ….Everyone has a poop explosion, that time when they aren’t ready

Not crap literally although I could easily blog about baby poop and the hell that that has been, actually now I think I’m remembering a

I stopped breastfeeding about a month and a half ago.  My supply had tanked, it had become a point of contention between my husband and

Today in about 23 minutes my son will officially be 11 months old.  I can’t effectively communicate how fast 11 months just happened.  In some